Cashew

This is my baby girl Cashew. And I am testing out this new picture web hosting thingy.

Johnny got braces today and Teddy said:

"Back in my day, we didn't have braces. We had rocks and chicken wire!"

From there the conversation escalated to all sorts of "back in my day" comments. I am sure we can all relate, but there were too many hilarious comments to write down now.

Mr. White to Lindsay: "Lindsay, why do you have an electric shaver in your purse?"

Boy standing by listening says: "Yeah Lindsay, what are you going to do? Shave your pubes?"

Again, 7th graders...

James was goofing off today, as usual. The Christopher gets sick of James acting up so he says:

"James, if you don't shut up, I will slap that mullet back to the year it came from!"

I think this might be a quote from a movie, but nevertheless, I laughed my face off and then told Christopher to stop because although his comment was funny, it was inappropriate!

By the way, James DOES have a mullet and is in the 7th grade.

Picture this:

8th Grader Mikey stays after class in Ms. Watson's classroom and tells her this:
"I'm going to have to change schools!"

Ms. Watson: "Why Mikey?"

Mikey: "Because Billy and Suzy saw my erection that I had during lunch today and they ARE GOING TO TELL THE WHOLE SCHOOL!! They are sitting over there talking about it right now.......planning,,,,,scheming for my demise. So, I have to move schools...."

Ms. Watson then tries to settle the situation out by simple telling all of them to not talk about anybody....blah blah. As it turns out, Billy and Suzy were not talking about Mikey's erection and hadn't even seen it. They did not know about it until Mikey said: "OH! I thought you were talking about the erection I had at lunch."

Ms. Watson turns as she rolls her eyes and says: "what an idiot..." After all of the drama, he goes and tells them....genius.

Jimmy: "Did you know that Asian people cannot drive? There are terrible drivers because they haven't had cars as long as we have in the U.S."

Jimmy thinks he is the smartest boy in the 8th grade and wants to go to MIT. I just got done writing Jimmy's progress report for failing this six weeks.

Joey: "Mrs. Albers, have you seen my other schizophrenic half? His name is schizophrenic Scott. Let me know if you find him."

Mrs. Albers: "ok"

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Little 8th grade Billy was distracting everyone in class so I said.

"O.k. Lets all look at Billy and give him his 15 seconds of attention."

The entire class looks at Billy and he proceeds to lift up his shirt, tweak his nipple, and let out a girlie howl. Highly inappropriate, but insanely hilarious. I had to turn my head and laugh.