Thursday, April 01, 2004

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Dihydrogen Monoxide is invading our lives. It is in every food that we eat: From the raw vegetables, to the succulent meat the we indulge. What's worse? The government condones this preposterous chemical. Side effects of dihydrogen monoxide include profuse sweating, diarrhea, and vomiting. Because the government has allowed it to be a part of our dietary intake, our human bodies have become so addicted, that they would die without it. It also breaks down vital food ingested and causes muscle break down. Just to mention, if this chemical is inhaled, it could cause death. Please. If you agree that the government should ban such a harmful substance, please comment and help our way of life become more improved!